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eat-pussy-its-polite: I’m going to eat your pussy until you beg me to fuck you
I always go out with people who buy food, eat half and throw the rest away. I can’t afford to do that shit, I eat it all dammit
It pisses me off when my brother comes up to me while im eating and tells me “Sunggyu doesn’t like thick girls” Like stfu why do you even care and its not like i ever expect to go out with someone as attractive as Sunggyu and then he
Kim Woo Bin & Lee Jong Suk
(Woke up really wet and horny this morning) Me: “mmmm what’s your dirtiest fantasy” My bf: “mmm eating a whole can of cheez whiz by myself… ugh i’m not even going to let that can use its safe word as i empty out its contents into my mouth.”
bucky-barnes-booty: lasttostrike: Ok so I’m at Whataburger and I’m eating french fries, right? Well I go to pick up my last fry and ITS FUCKING PRINTED ON THE PAPER WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS WHY WOULD YOU HURT ME THIS WAY THIS IS EVIL
i just made a blueberry crumble, and not to toot my own horn, but my baking skills are a number one. Unfortunately its agonizingly sweet. Eating it by myself is going to kill me.
im going to eat this entire pot of curry by myself because i really dont give a fuck about nothing and it was bought for me so really they’d be insulted if i didnt eat the entirety of this disgusting bullshit.
brainy-twilight: Spike: I guess going out to eat would be a nice change of pace. Uh… Are you alright Silver Spoon? You’ve been acting really weird lately and its starting to freak me out. x3 D'aww~!
dionthesocialist: It’s hilarious that non-Americans on Tumblr are all like “OMG DENNY’S TUMBLR MAKES ME WISH I LIVED IN AMERICA SO I COULD EAT THERE,” while us Americans will literally only eat at Dennys if it’s 3 in the morning and we’ve
metaphorically: i was crying in my car in front of the mcdonalds near my house eating french fries and listening to my sad playlist in the car and a black guy tapped on my window and just gave me life changing advice “its going to be ok lil nigga you
healiing: you do not need to constantly justify yourself. go ahead. eat pancakes. eat a ton at dinner. eat ice cream sundaes at 1am. take a rest day. take six rest days. sleep in. watch a movie. watch ten movies. no explanations needed. you’re allowed
I think I’ve already gotten more asks about this episode than I did after “Mirror Gem/Ocean Gem”. Its certainly spawned a lot of discussion, which is a good quality in an episode. I have to go eat dinner now though so I’ll respond
i was crying in my car in front of the mcdonalds near my house eating french fries and listening to my sad playlist in the car and a black guy tapped on my window and just gave me life changing advice “its going to be ok lil nigga you can do it”
lasttostrike: Ok so I’m at Whataburger and I’m eating french fries, right? Well I go to pick up my last fry and ITS FUCKING PRINTED ON THE PAPER WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS WHY WOULD YOU HURT ME THIS WAY
buddhabrot: metaphorically: i was crying in my car in front of the mcdonalds near my house eating french fries and listening to my sad playlist in the car and a black guy tapped on my window and just gave me life changing advice “its going to be ok
4hoseok: 4hoseok: I havent had any food for nearly two weeks ive been living off of water and gatorade if im lucky i buy ũ.75 ramen and just eat that but its making me feel sick. Its 11:00 at night and i have had no meal and i am going to bed once
imtannman: lasttostrike: Ok so I’m at Whataburger and I’m eating french fries, right? Well I go to pick up my last fry and ITS FUCKING PRINTED ON THE PAPER WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS WHY WOULD YOU HURT ME THIS WAY …that’s fucked up
keeviinlee: You’re the only person who I spend my time with whether if its hanging out, watching a movie or going to eat. I enjoy having your prensence and it makes me happy spending my time with you and it makes me happy that you’re spending your
Unfortunate reminder that Billy Whalen thinks eating pussy is disgusting and therefore is no better than DJ Khaled 🔫 😔
ruefontaine: lasttostrike: Ok so I’m at Whataburger and I’m eating french fries, right? Well I go to pick up my last fry and ITS FUCKING PRINTED ON THE PAPER WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS WHY WOULD YOU HURT ME THIS WAY THIS HAPPENED TO ME AS A KID AND
francieum: people think that if all the users of tumblr got to go to school together it’d be like this big happy place but really tumblr is one big jungle its survival of the fittest you either eat or be eaten u feel me
go-insane-its-magnus-bane: pizzaforpresident: diaryoftheblackannefrank: holymotherofrowling-deactivated: after a reporter was asking him questions while he was trying to eat breakfast omg i love obama this is me every time i’m eating and someone
metaphorically: I was crying in my car in front of the mcdonalds near my house eating french fries and listening to my sad playlist in the car and a black guy tapped on my window and just gave me life changing advice “its going to be ok lil nigga you
allthejohnroxy: zillatamer: unimpressedcats: food? no… friend I like how the hamster’s fear response is to just eat faster like If I’m going to die, it should be with a full stomach. it jUST STUFFS ITS FUCKING FACE I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING
things are better and cheery and im kinda in the christmas-y spirit :)) tomorrow I am going to bake cookies and watch elf and home alone (one and two) and then go to my dads house for his christmas thennn wrap presents all night like a good lil elf THENNN
fantasiesfallacies: i was crying in my car in front of the mcdonalds near my house eating french fries and listening to my sad playlist in the car and a black guy tapped on my window and just gave me life changing advice “its going to be ok lil nigga
